6/7/09
Health Insurers Invest Billions In Big Tobacco And Softcore Porn, Nobody Gives A Shit
Mmmmm thats hot.. err uh-creepy. I'm glad that I don't have a fetish that involves me watching girls smoking cigarettes and not doing anything else sexual whatsoever... Some of our nations biggest health insurers have billions of dollars invested in tobacco companies and very softcore sexy-cig-smoking porn companies. Did that surprise anyone? Apparently not. Ever since the truth (I do have what it takes to be a big tobacco exec) about cigarettes has been revealed people have been doing pretty much whatever the fuck they want. I just feel bad for the dude who spends more money per month on cigs than on his insurance premiums. BTW I'm hammered.
Tags
cigarettes,
drunk,
porn,
rant