Chinese Authorities Play Into The Hands Of Western Media

One reporter was quoted saying "That was a relief. For a minute there I thought I was going to have to do a piece about an empty square."

The world's next great superpower has gone from being the Starring Actor in 1984's Smash Broadway Hit, 'Tanks and Despots', to waving parasols around vainly while getting off daydreaming about the brutality, thrills, and utter fun the Limey Cops were having at the G20.

What has happened to the world? And how the fuck is 'green' so damn fashionable, but no one's talking about the color?