Chihuahuas are nasty, negative, and vicious animals that regularly show aggression and ill-will towards humans, in spite of all that we've done for them. They seem to forget that we Americans rescued them from a life doomed to hunger and pain in Mexico. Some dog breeding associations affectionately refer to the chihuahua as the little bastard (el bastardo pequeño). And if you've ever seen another dog meet a chihuahua for the first time you would understand. The chihuahua insists on barking, biting, and trying to dominate the other dog no matter how big and bad ass it is. Which usually just ends up pissing off the bigger dog.
Although acting like bad-asses has gotten countless chihuahuas ripped to shreds by pit bulls, it has been paying off for those that manage to survive. All of their smack talk scared the shit out of a cougar back in March. Word is: the chihuahua is gaining street cred'. The problem with chihuahuas stems from their flagrant disrespect for the law. I bet you didn't know they roll 5 deep and attack police officers on the reg. Cops know how dangerous these little bastards are and they've already started sticking up for themselves. You can only push a man so far...
Two officers, responding to a call about a dog terrorizing a Cincinnati suburb, were forced to shoot and taser the violent, 5 lb. chihuahua mix after it turned on the officers. My heart goes out to the owners, whose dog escaped from their back yard while attending a funeral, but they knew what they were doing when they bought their son one of the most vicious dog breeds known to man. I guess the lesson here is that police officers are trained to shoot people not dogs. That's what the ASPCA is for. But I suspect foul play...is it just me or is Reno 911 getting more and more like real life?
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